"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
I am a volcano
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
hi got fired oh don,t know which fire oh the that i got burned on the volcano
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What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose “I have a runny volcanoes”
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
What do you call a orphan u put into a volcano with a wheelchair Hotwheels
