Volcano jokes
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
I am a volcano.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.