Volcano

Volcano Jokes

Earth

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Girl

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Fire

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Nose

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

Wife

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."

Orphan

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Decision

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.