Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
I am a volcano.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
hi got fired oh don,t know which fire oh the that i got burned on the volcano
why was the mounten in love with the volcaneou, because the volcaneou was hot
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
