"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
I am a volcano
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
hi got fired oh don,t know which fire oh the that i got burned on the volcano
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose “I have a runny volcanoes”
Yo momma so fat she farts out volcanoes.
What do you call a orphan u put into a volcano with a wheelchair Hotwheels
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
