Aed jokes
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Brutha was caught lacking
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.