Aed jokes

Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?

Because it's stable.

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

A: Everywhere!

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!