Aed jokes
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.