How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is all about wordplay. "Ducks" sounds like "ducks," as in avoids you. So, if a blonde "ducks" you two nights in a row, it sounds like she really likes you, get it? You probably don't because, statistically, people who post blonde jokes aren't exactly Rhodes Scholars.