Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Are u a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when. I come inside u.
It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr 🔥 I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time 🤩 I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead 😔 As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghost☠️ but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo 🥳 Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me 😭♥️
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.
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You are so ugly when you went to haunted house you came back with job application
