Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead! The joke is a play on words. Orphans don't have a "home" (parents), and iPhones used to have a physical "home button". Get it? Sheesh, you probably think the Earth is flat, don't you?