A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is like when your brain farts and you think you've created something profound, but it's just gas. A hefty dude tries to cheat the scale by sucking in his gut (newsflash: doesn't work, genius). A physicist tries to be a smart-aleck by bringing up the law of conservation of mass (big words for you, huh?). Then the big guy sits on the physicist, which somehow makes the physicist lose mass? I dunno, maybe you're not as dense as a neutron star, but you're definitely orbiting the stupid zone.
