Aed jokes
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."