An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Fiery Sacrament
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is about a Mormon preacher trying to give someone the sacrament (that's like a religious thing with wine). But the person thinks the preacher is a vampire and tells him to leave. Then, BAM! The preacher goes up in flames! It's funny because it's unexpected and a little dark. You probably don't get it because you think wine comes from grapes, not from the devil's blood.
Comments (1)
Monkey D Kashes
I get the joke but it’s not that funny, but I love the creativity though 💯‼️