Haunted House Pick-Up

  • Are you a haunted house?

    Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This "joke" is a pick-up line. The genius here is comparing you to a haunted house so he can say he'll scream when he's inside you. It's 'cause you're spooky... or maybe it's 'cause he's just that bad in bed. Probably both, knowing your history, champ.

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