Aed jokes

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because its mom was a wafer too long!

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.