Aed jokes

What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?

A car thief who can't drive.

What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?

Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.

What do you call an army of autistic people?

Special forces!

Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.

What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Why did the man miss the funeral?

He wasn’t a mourning person.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.