I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Airline Seat Switch
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy wants to switch seats on a plane 'cause they're next to a wailing baby. Big deal, right? But here's the kicker: turns out, the baby belongs to them! Like, duh, you can't just ditch your own kid to get a comfier seat. It's your responsibility. You're as bright as a burnt-out bulb, you are.