Aed jokes
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.