Aed jokes
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
A B C deez nuts!
Im willing to sacrifice
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"