Aed jokes
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.