Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
The Pilot Grandpa
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You obviously think your grandpa being a pilot means he flew *away* from danger, huh? WRONG. 9/11 involved planes crashing into buildings, and those planes had pilots. The joke is that the reason the speaker wants the jokes to stop is probably because his grandpa was involved in the actual crash, making his request the darkest punchline of all. You're welcome for the free brain upgrade, you absolute genius.