Aed jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?