Personal space jokes

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

you.

Humanity.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

When people make accounts about you and a category.