A Life Sentence

Q: Why is marriage not a word?

It's a life sentence!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, champ. A sentence is usually just some words on a page, but a "life sentence" is what you get in prison. Marriage is the same thing, but you don't even get free food. You're probably too dense to see the bars.

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