Peter Griffin jokes

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Mom!

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

with (DYM 130).

Me, (DYM 131)

"Giggity."

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Giggity! (DYM 142)

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.