10+ Best Peter Griffin Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Meme

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Mom

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Ass

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

Time

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Memes

Substitute

Before the class starts

A classroom scene is shown with various cartoon and animated characters sitting at desks, including the Joker, Pikachu, Peter Griffin, and others. A white duck is also present. The text on the image says: "What substitute teachers see when they walk into class:".

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Peter

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

Paper

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

Mom

Mom!

Chin

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Dym

Me, (DYM 131)

Giggity

"Giggity."

Dym

with (DYM 130).

Giggity

Giggity! (DYM 142)

Spam

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Mother

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Memes

Stereotype

This is so true

The image shows a Family Guy cast in two panels, representing 1999 and 2009. In 1999, the characters are labeled as 'Hardworking Housewife', 'Mysoginist Retard', 'Teenage Boy', 'Teenage Girl', 'Voice of Reason' and 'Evil Mastermind'. In 2009, the same characters are labeled as 'Space Occupier', 'Retard', 'Retard', 'Punching Bag', 'Liberal Douche', and 'Gay'.

Sentence

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Character

From the animated sitcom "Family Guy," the characters Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Peter Griffin are dressed in tuxedos and singing in front of an orchestra with "FS JR" written on their stands.

Funeral

The image shows a funeral service with the caption "this funeral long ahh hell". In the foreground a mobile phone displays a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy".

Boyfriend

True tho🤫🧏‍♀️

The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.

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