Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin jokes

Spam

    • Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

    Bar

    • Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

    Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

    Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

    I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

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    Mom

    • I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

    Mom

    • I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. Your other brothers can't deny that she's fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black. But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F. 'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef. And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess. I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mo-om.

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    • Mother

    • I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

    I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

    *guitar solo*

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