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Too Close for Comfort

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Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

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  • Personal space
  • Brother
  • Penis
  • Guy
  • Face
  • Space

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, you little cub, let Explain Bear break this down for your tiny brain. So, you've got this fella, see? He's all bent outta shape because someone's in his bubble. Literally! He's yelling at the dude to move because, get this, they're touching his 'D'! Yeah, you heard me right, his private parts! And then, like a real alpha (or maybe just a very aggressive person), he threatens to 'shove it in your face' if the other guy doesn't listen. It's supposed to be shocking and kinda gross, probably making you cringe or laugh if you're into that sort of thing. You probably thought 'D' meant 'Donut', didn't you, you silly goose?

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