Aed jokes
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.