Adult jokes
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Memes
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
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How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
A guy once went hunting at a hunting ranch. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in the rancher’s living room. There they were having a grand ole time then the rancher’s wife walks in. The hunter says, “That’s a nice piece of ass you got yourself there.” The rancher replied with a harsh, raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds, “You’ve never been so right in your life. Honey, why don’t you show our guest your tits?” She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breasts.
The hunter says, “Nice.” Then the rancher said, “Show ‘em yer pecker now.” She agreed and whipped out a 13 incher. Dazed and confused, the hunter says, “What in Sam Hill is that?!” And the rancher replied, “Now... lemme tell you... there ain’t a thing like it.”
Memes
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Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
If it were LEGAL to post cp as long as the said child is an ADULT by now, then you could legally post any cp that had been created before 2006. If you went into the Settings app and set the time back to before 2006, you could literally post ALL THE CP YOU WANT, and get away with it. However, it’s NOT legal to post cp no matter WHEN it was created, which brings us back to square 1. Now, it would be extremely difficult… Read more