(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, silly me, the handcuffs!”
The same footsteps he always heard, the only ones, tapped along the tile floor as each one of Jack’s limbs were freed from the cold metal that imprisoned them. He’d learned not to resist it, and the acceptance was blissful.
Jack slowly dragged himself to the kitchen table, still adjusting his eyes to the light. Moments later, a bowl was slid over to him by a hand he’d become all too familiar with. Oatmeal with little bits of dried apple mixed in. Even after four years, he still liked it.
“Thank you, Randy,” Jack muttered.
“Jill,” said the girl’s voice across from him. The girl’s voice vanished.
“You call me Randy when I’m having my way with you, boy. Understood?” said the balding, sweat-stained man from whom Jill’s voice came.
“Yes, sir.”
“Now hurry up and eat your food. I want to have some more fun before you expire.”
Jack ate obediently, but deep down he grew concerned. Expired? What could Randy mean by…expired?
He thought back to the day everything went wrong. The day he was deceived. His 14th birthday.
Four years…already? Was Jack really about to be an adult? Then expired means…
Jack stood up quickly, hitting his knees on the table with a thud.
“I need to go to the bathroom.”
“Which one?”
“The one you don’t like to watch,” Jack replied. Randy waved him away dismissively.
Jack paced around the small shack searching for the bathroom door. He passed the heavily locked front door, each lock a memento of his past escape attempts. Finally, he entered the bathroom. No lock, he had to be fast.
Jack searched desperately around the room for anything he could use. If this was his last round before Randy was through with him, it might be his only chance to escape. He opened drawers, scrounged through cupboards, scoured every inch of the floor, but found a small mirror.
“Almost done, Jacky?” called the voice of Jill. “Don’t keep daddy waiting.” grumbled Randy.
Startled, Jack lost his grip on the mirror. Jack froze the second it fell to the floor and shattered.
“Shit…shit!” he whispered sharply, trying to brush the mess away. In doing so, he found a shard large enough to be held. “This’ll have to do…”
Jack slid the shard in his pocket and returned to the living room he had woken up in. The same old deflated mattress was still there, iron bars and all. Randy lay sprawled across it, a pink lace bra covering his hairy chest, matching panties withholding his dense, greasy bush. His waist had grown so fat they hardly fit, until…
SNAP!
The panties seemed to vanish as the waistband broke, springing his embarrassing, already erect penis from side to side.
“Oopsies,” he cooed.
Jack took off his clothes, as was the ritual, and laid them at the foot of the mattress. His sore knees pressed into the stained fabric while he inched closer to Randy’s pulsating cock. Licking his lips, Jack bent down and took the member into his mouth. Randy groaned with pleasure as Jack’s tongue swirled around his tip, diving into the lining of his foreskin to gather what curds of smegma were present. Jack’s nausea at this had vanished long ago, he was merely going through the motions before enacting his plan.
As he throated Randy’s dick over and over again, the man who had trapped Jack for so long began to thrust upward into his mouth, lightly scratching his face with the overgrown pubes that lined the base of his cock. Jack wiggled his tongue in Randy’s urethra, just how he liked it. Anything to get this over with quicker.
“Ungh, fuck…don’t stop Jack, you dirty little whore…I’m so close,” Randy moaned.
Jack sucked harder and harder, faster and faster, all while his hand slowly inched toward the makeshift blade in his pants behind him. With the weapon in hand, Jack gave it everything he had.
“MMMPH FUCK YES, CMON BABY GIVE IT TO ME! OH JACK, OH, OH FUCK, I’M G-GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!” screamed Randy, closing his eyes tightly.
He threw his head back and Jack took his chance. With one fell swoop of the glass shard, he sliced Randy’s dick clean off, spitting the half of it still in his mouth out. Jack lunged at the injured Randy, glass still in hand.
“AAARRGGHHHHHH, FUCK! HAAH…FUCK!” Randy cried, semen oozing out of his bloody stump of a penis. He opened his eyes just as Jack thrust the blade straight into his right one, then his left. Left weak from the orgasm, Randy could hardly fight back.
(Continued in comments)
Comments (647)
Anonymous (Original Author)
“YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!” Randy shrieked, swinging violently in the air as he struggled to stand up. He landed a few hits on Jack, but not before the boy could grab the handcuffs that had locked him to this mattress so many times before. It wasn’t long before Randy found himself completely at Jack’s mercy, unable to move or see. Jack pulled Randy’s head up by his long, greasy hair. He remembered when he used to brush it for “Jill,” and tell her how much he loved her. Tears began to well up in Jack’s eyes as he raised his fists, bringing them down over and over again on Randy’s frail, fat face.
“THIS…IS…FOR…WHAT…YOU…TOOK…FROM ME!!!” Jack cried, mutilating Randy’s face with his fists. His bloody, empty eye sockets seemed to look Jack in the face begging for mercy. Mercy? Jack was NEVER given mercy. And Randy wouldn’t be any different.
As Jack walked around to position himself behind Randy’s head, the man spit out his broken teeth, lips quivering as he tried to make out the word “please.” Jack paid no attention, remembering all that was taken from him as he beat his cock into an erection, then yanked Randy’s head back violently.
“You don’t deserve any punishment I could give you. You deserve far, far worse. You’re a sick fucking degenerate, Randy, and I hope the leagues of Hell take their time torturing you. I would say goodbye, but there will be no God with you, as the saying suggests. So instead…”
Jack smacked his dick across Randy’s lips. “Good fucking riddance.”
Jack forced himself into Randy’s blood-pooled throat, every aching scream muted by the repeated thrusting of his cock deep inside his captor. Randy choked and coughed, desperately searching for a way to breathe. Jack gave him no such option. With each intense thrust, he remembered the life he had before. His mother, whose embrace he couldn’t wait to fall into once more. His father, who he knew would guide him through the hardships to come. His friends who he’d missed so deeply. All the pleasures of a free life. He remembered Jill, the girl he had fallen in love with, and what a tragic disaster that followed. Four years ripped from his hands, taken from him. And so, suffocating the last remnants of air from Randy’s lungs, Jack finished, and ripped away the life of the man who had caused him such deep torment.
It was finished.
-Vinxity🩶
Holy shit, this is like really good lol
Cosmo idk
frfr
Anonymous (Original Author)
Thank you very much!! It's not what I typically write but I had to keep with tradition, glad you enjoyed it!
Cosmo idk
its beautiful though
Anonymous (Original Author)
I did try to lean away from the "grotesque gay sex" aspect of the series with this one, it felt more fitting to conclude the story with something good for a change.
-Vinxity🩶
I can’t get into the google doc😭
Anonymous (Original Author)
Oh, my apologies! Let me see if I can fix that
Anonymous (Original Author)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KeSdfkzMruQOl3UCELMMdSYiFq5GqbF-pDB7B0bw8eM/edit?usp=sharing
Anonymous (Original Author)
Here, try this
Anonymous
wje history right here
Cosmo idk
still got no 2 in one of my google accs
Anonymous
i have a random one i think
Cosmo idk
my mom thought i was gay because she ran through all of the google docs on that acc😭
Anonymous
lmao
Cosmo idk
yepp
Anonymous (Original Author)
I'm awfully sorry, in a roundabout way I feel at fault for that 😅
Cosmo idk
it was absolutely hilarious
Anonymous
you are gay so its fine
Cosmo idk
there was no way to explain the context behind it
Cosmo idk
bitch stfu
Anonymous
no
Cosmo idk
bitch open the fuck down
Anonymous
huh?
Cosmo idk
(inverse of stfu)
Anonymous
...
Cosmo idk
lmaoo
Cosmo idk
dumbass
Cosmo idk
ugh i miss my phone
UK
Otfd
Anonymous
loser
UK
Getting your phone confiscated at youre age
Anonymous
embaaaaaaaaarrassing
UK
Fr
UK
I kept my phone ever since it was given to me
UK
No confiscations here
Cosmo idk
imma tell starmer lets see what he thinks
UK
Aslong as he doesnt see what i do in my freetime im fine
Cosmo idk
mossads telling him what ur doin
UK
I had to search up what mossad means
Cosmo idk
jew spies
UK
I already googled it
Cosmo idk
congrats
UK
Uhh
UK
Thanks
Anonymous
slowpoke
Anonymous
thats ironic
Anonymous
that message took forever to send
Anonymous
thats funny timing
Cosmo idk
ur also slow sometimes
UK
Ha
UK
Sometimes
Cosmo idk
and also im doin cambridge bs
Cosmo idk
man you oughta sat cambridge on fire for me
Cosmo idk
pls
-Vinxity🩶
Real
UK
The city?
Cosmo idk
for the sake of all people who take courses from cambridge
Cosmo idk
yes
Cosmo idk
make it glow
UK
That'd kill my grandma
Cosmo idk
and emit toxic ashes
Cosmo idk
oh mbmb
UK
Lmao
Cosmo idk
not all of cambridge
UK
Why is is called cambridge anyways
UK
Its not a bridge
Cosmo idk
cuz like that was the old name for london or something i think
UK
..
UK
What are you talking about
Anonymous
i guy named cam thought of the name while crossing a bridge
Cosmo idk
wowww
UK
Did they demolish the bridge to build cambridge?
Cosmo idk
ig so
UK
Also it should be called cam's bridge if thats the case
Anonymous
no they didnt
Anonymous
he spoke like a toddler
Anonymous
cam! bridge! cambridge
UK
But britain always wants all the credit so im not surprisdd
UK
Maybe he was a caveman walking across a stone
Anonymous
maybe
Anonymous
guys i have oreos
UK
Ook! Cam brig!
UK
The bridge was better
Cosmo idk
uh
Bree_ 7772
this is tuf
Bree_ 7772
oh hi cosmo
Bree_ 7772
I HATE MAINING AS TAPH
Bree_ 7772
BUT I GOTTA GET THE MILESTONES
-Vinxity🩶
I want peanut butter Oreos rn
Anonymous
hi bree
-Vinxity🩶
Do those even exist..!
Bree_ 7772
HI MAL
Bree_ 7772
they do
-Vinxity🩶
OMGGG YASSS
Bree_ 7772
wait
Anonymous
i have the thin tiramisu ones
Bree_ 7772
you can make them tioo
Anonymous
HII
Bree_ 7772
AHSIUFHEIFHEOUHFEFOR3
-Vinxity🩶
wait, my brothers deathly allergic to peanut butter lol
Bree_ 7772
Mb for not talkin on call
Bree_ 7772
oh damn
Cosmo idk
L
Bree_ 7772
the reason why tho was because i was blasting music and paying forsaken AND my door was wide open and my mom was awake </3
Bree_ 7772
i fucking hate noli with all my FUCKING GUTS
Cosmo idk
lmao
UK
Bro didnt install the peanut butter resistance update
Cosmo idk
...
Cosmo idk
lmaooo
UK
As a half italian those sound fire
Bree_ 7772
cool
Bree_ 7772
my brain hurts
Anonymous
yes
UK
Headache?
UK
Ø
UK
I dont know what to say rn
UK
Lets talk abt the weather
Bree_ 7772
i hate warm weather
Bree_ 7772
it pisses me off ,3
Anonymous
i wish it was warm here
UK
Your weather is warm?
Bree_ 7772
HAVE MY CLIMATE
Bree_ 7772
HERE
UK
My hands are called
Bree_ 7772
ITS 70 AND HIGHER
Bree_ 7772
I JUSTT WANT SNOWW
Anonymous
cept yesterday i went tubing with my friends on a MASSIVE hill and we got 45 people to go at once all connected
Anonymous
it was insane
Bree_ 7772
WHAT
Bree_ 7772
you shoulda invited me </3
Cosmo idk
ooh i went tubing today
Cosmo idk
it wasnt as snowy as where you live but it was still fun
UK
Atleast its fahrenheit
Cosmo idk
70c is fun
UK
And deadly
Bree_ 7772
lucky bastard
Cosmo idk
thats how hot my chromebook used to get to
Anonymous
we were in the mountains further north so it was even more snowy
Cosmo idk
actually it got up to 80
Bree_ 7772
what
Cosmo idk
mmmmm
Bree_ 7772
i love the freezing weather
UK
Mod abuse
Cosmo idk
its so dry in northern az now
UK
Warm weather is overrated
Cosmo idk
but im goin skiing tmrw so yay
Bree_ 7772
wowies
Cosmo idk
cold weather is sad
Bree_ 7772
yeah
UK
When its cold you can just wear as much layers until youre warm
Bree_ 7772
ye
Cosmo idk
i hate layering up
UK
Tbh same
Cosmo idk
i rarely have to wear a sweater cuz its so nice
Cosmo idk
especially now
UK
But atleast you can moderate cold temperature
Anonymous
i love layers
Cosmo idk
Pools
Cosmo idk
Ac
Cosmo idk
ice cream
Cosmo idk
shade
Cosmo idk
indoor gyms
UK
You think im rich enough to have one?
Cosmo idk
theres a lot of community pools where i live
UK
I only eat ice cream as a snack tbh
UK
It tastes good
Cosmo idk
its a lifesaver
Cosmo idk
but pools get so nice during the summer
UK
Theyre uncomfortable as an autist
Cosmo idk
even when its like 50c (118 or so F)
Cosmo idk
i can speak metric
UK
When its cold you can piss in the pool to make it warm
Cosmo idk
im bilingual
Cosmo idk
when its warm you dont gotta piss in the pool
Cosmo idk
you gotta piss out of the pool to cool down the ground from burning your feet
UK
I dont want warm water unless its piss flavoured
Cosmo idk
it gets hot enough to make eggs
Cosmo idk
thats what community pools are for
UK
I dont got that much community pools here
Cosmo idk
loser
UK
I still got layers
Cosmo idk
i still get to cool down during summers
Cosmo idk
and it rarely gets cold during the winter
Cosmo idk
its so nice down south now
Cosmo idk
even though it rained a bit
UK
Thats not smth to brag about
UK
The cold is what makes wintrr good
Cosmo idk
idc about cold
UK
Cold > hot
Bree_ 7772
uh
Bree_ 7772
why did it send twice
Cosmo idk
glitches
Cosmo idk
they happen a lot
Cosmo idk
uh no?
UK
Cold is better
Cosmo idk
hot has > energy
Cosmo idk
cold is slower
Cosmo idk
and denser
Cosmo idk
dont be dense
Cosmo idk
boy i can get verryyyyyy veryyyyy nerdy about ts
UK
Hah
UK
Nerd
Cosmo idk
tyty
Cosmo idk
you also got the tism so you cant insult me about it
UK
I thought you said ypu got the tism once
Cosmo idk
i do
UK
Hah
UK
Nerdy + has the tism
UK
Atleast im not nerdt
Cosmo idk
yeah sure
Anonymous
nerdtistic
Cosmo idk
mal its a shame you dont got someone to do something with related to something here
UK
Nerdtism
UK
Emphasis on tism
Cosmo idk
nerdy
UK
What
Cosmo idk
inside joke
Anonymous
what does that even mean
UK
Hah
Cosmo idk
apples n doctor
UK
Inside joke
Anonymous
??
UK
Hah
UK
Inside joke
UK
"Inside joke"
ᥫ᭡
istg.
Anonymous
.....
ᥫ᭡
uh..
ᥫ᭡
too much?
Anonymous
yes 😭
UK
Illegally so
Bree_ 7772
?
Bree_ 7772
what happened
ᥫ᭡
uh i js siad whats on my mind..
Bree_ 7772
is it THOSE thoughts?
ᥫ᭡
huh?
ᥫ᭡
what thoughts?
Bree_ 7772
because it isn't your fault
Bree_ 7772
like thinking of harming yourself.
ᥫ᭡
uhm
UK
No
ᥫ᭡
^
Bree_ 7772
Charlie.
Bree_ 7772
LET ME HELP YOU
ᥫ᭡
YES !!
Bree_ 7772
YESSS
Bree_ 7772
DHCIEHFEIUHFCF
Bree_ 7772
WE ARE SOOO GONN HAVEFUN
Bree_ 7772
waiitttt twin twin i have another idea
ᥫ᭡
spill?
Bree_ 7772
its tufff trust
UK
I would help but i live on a different country
ᥫ᭡
no thats hot.
Bree_ 7772
WHAT THE FUCK
Bree_ 7772
wait true
Bree_ 7772
:3
ᥫ᭡
huh
ᥫ᭡
deal
Bree_ 7772
yes
ᥫ᭡
lets delete out plotting
Bree_ 7772
yes
UK
Try feeding her to pigs
UK
I heard they could eat bonr
ᥫ᭡
yall
Bree_ 7772
yes
Bree_ 7772
?
ᥫ᭡
yu have no idea how much she hurt me
Bree_ 7772
oh hell no.
ᥫ᭡
like.
ᥫ᭡
for a day i couldnt talk in more than 3 word sentances
ᥫ᭡
and
ᥫ᭡
js dry
ᥫ᭡
you saw it bree
Bree_ 7772
yeah
ᥫ᭡
and im sturgglig to talk normal
ᥫ᭡
i js wanna get off all sites forever
ᥫ᭡
js sleep
ᥫ᭡
and sleep
Bree_ 7772
i know thats how it feels
Bree_ 7772
life is hard.
Bree_ 7772
but you can be stronger then her
ᥫ᭡
i wanstn good enough for her ubt its fine
ᥫ᭡
like why the hell would she go and be freaky with a bunch of guys online
Bree_ 7772
Your right, you were more then enough. he didnt fucking deserve you
Bree_ 7772
she)
Bree_ 7772
but i think we should call her it
ᥫ᭡
no
Bree_ 7772
because thats what it is.
Bree_ 7772
okay
UK
Youre a great person
ᥫ᭡
emily is still a human being, she will learn soon enough
UK
Shes just an idiot
Bree_ 7772
yeah thats true
Bree_ 7772
alot of people are idiots
ᥫ᭡
i know we like barley talk, but the things you telll me, when im good, and js be there for me, it means thr world.
ᥫ᭡
i just wish someone wouldnt hurt me.
Cosmo idk
the people here arent there to hurt you
Bree_ 7772
yeah!
ᥫ᭡
i know
Bree_ 7772
I would rip out their eyelashes and feed it to them if so
Bree_ 7772
<3
ᥫ᭡
i meant have a realtionship
ᥫ᭡
like date someone and
ᥫ᭡
i lvoed her
ᥫ᭡
and she fucking told me taht i was going to far with my frind
Cosmo idk
can also be related to a hollow short curved peice of pasta
Anonymous
?
ᥫ᭡
when she was the one who did
Cosmo idk
elbows
Bree_ 7772
freaky shit
ᥫ᭡
she told me i stooped low.
Anonymous
youre not being helpful
Cosmo idk
an elbow a day...
Bree_ 7772
What the fuck.
ᥫ᭡
by kciking her off the btrix
Bree_ 7772
bro what.
ᥫ᭡
shes fucking toxic and i want her away form yall, and from me.
ᥫ᭡
hats not low.
ᥫ᭡
she hurt me countless time
ᥫ᭡
and i jsut fucking let her.
ᥫ᭡
she littearly stole money form savs kids, and sav is like a mother to me.
ᥫ᭡
and i was there
ᥫ᭡
i couldve never been allowed at her hosue again
ᥫ᭡
she fake dated
ᥫ᭡
some guy while with me one tme
ᥫ᭡
she ran after my brother with a knife
ᥫ᭡
twice
Bree_ 7772
what the hell
Bree_ 7772
shes fucked up.
ᥫ᭡
and some other shit thats js
UK
She needs to be behind bars
ᥫ᭡
she one time tired to make piper(savs kid) dirnk purfume
ᥫ᭡
shewas like 6
ᥫ᭡
or 7 (no joke here)
Bree_ 7772
what the hell?
Cosmo idk
wtf?
ᥫ᭡
yeah
Bree_ 7772
she is fucking mental
ᥫ᭡
and i stoop low?
ᥫ᭡
im too much?
Bree_ 7772
exactly
Bree_ 7772
compared to her, your on a damn plane
Cosmo idk
you stooped low because she made you go down low
ᥫ᭡
i dindt stoop low
Cosmo idk
uh. scissors
Bree_ 7772
?
ᥫ᭡
i dieced when its in my control she wont talk to yall
Cosmo idk
she took you down with her
Cosmo idk
or tried to
ᥫ᭡
uhm.. i dont think bree knows abt that
Bree_ 7772
Yeah. if she tries we can just ignore her retarded ass
ᥫ᭡
it still fucking hurts.
Cosmo idk
yeah lets keep it that way
ᥫ᭡
AND THE FUCKING FACT
ᥫ᭡
THAT SHE
ᥫ᭡
DECIED.
ᥫ᭡
TO GO AND THREATEN LILLY
Cosmo idk
shes not worth your time
Bree_ 7772
let me help you then.
Cosmo idk
it was empty
UK
Feed her to pigs
UK
Legs first
Cosmo idk
theres no way that she can do much to lilly
ᥫ᭡
and emily told me
Anonymous
why couldnt you have just said that....?
ᥫ᭡
that she as going to break up with me anyways becuase im too much
UK
Embarraaasing
ᥫ᭡
but she didnt bcuz she loved me
Cosmo idk
cuz i like messing with you dumbass
Bree_ 7772
YOU'RE TOO MUCH?!
Bree_ 7772
she wasn't enough
ᥫ᭡
if she fucking loved me, she wouldnt have gotten freaky with pedos and random guys on the internet
Anonymous
also youre wrong, me n jomoki send each other elbows daily
Cosmo idk
...
Cosmo idk
wow no wonder ive been feeling more free every day
Anonymous
fr
Cosmo idk
you got rid of my tism
Bree_ 7772
that is actually fucked up
Anonymous
no we prevent each other from getting it
Anonymous
we're not protecting you
ᥫ᭡
i wanna cry
Bree_ 7772
if she truly and absolutely loved you. she wouldnt have even gone in the website itself
UK
No you get more tism everyday
Bree_ 7772
its okay to cry
Cosmo idk
side effects
Anonymous
if anything youd be MORE autistic cus we're not taking it from you
ᥫ᭡
im so fucking sick of this shit
ᥫ᭡
not you guys
Cosmo idk
you're keeping the tism away from me too
ᥫ᭡
i mean shit like em
Bree_ 7772
its ok
Anonymous
no cus we're not sending them to you
Bree_ 7772
do you want to go on call, i dont mind talking if its for you
Cosmo idk
still
Anonymous
you clearly dont understand how it works
Cosmo idk
its like a shockwave
Anonymous
theres no still, i invented the saying so i choose how it works
ᥫ᭡
no im fine
Anonymous
so ha
Bree_ 7772
ok
Cosmo idk
die
ᥫ᭡
id rahter js do smthin to get rid of emtions
ᥫ᭡
ima go bye
ᥫ᭡
ttyl love yall
Anonymous
no
Cosmo idk
now lemme go play with me trains
Anonymous
love you
Bree_ 7772
we love you too charlie
Cosmo idk
(i dont got trains. thats what my friend, bryce has)
UK
Cya,
Cosmo idk
cya charlie
UK
I bet you love trains
Cosmo idk
i dont
Cosmo idk
i like guns
UK
I like knives
Cosmo idk
real
Cosmo idk
sadly you cant like guns in the uk
Cosmo idk
bring the 2A to the UK
Cosmo idk
(2nd ammendment)
UK
What if i liked guns in secret
UK
This is why starma had'nt got shot by now btw
UK
Starma?
UK
Starmer
Cosmo idk
lets hope he gets protested even more for havin his buddies in the epstien files
Cosmo idk
oh god there was this kid in my prgm that was obsessed with epstein
Cosmo idk
so happy to fin be able to prove him wrong
Cosmo idk
epstein liked islam not israel, clinton not trump
UK
He was prolly joking, right?
Cosmo idk
nope
Cosmo idk
he was deadass obsessed with him
Cosmo idk
ugh that kid was a lil permafried
UK
Damn
Cosmo idk
boy did a lil too much ketamine and acid
Cosmo idk
(mal, that was max, btw)
Cosmo idk
wait, uk
UK
Yeah?
Cosmo idk
do you actually not like starmer
Cosmo idk
or am i americasplaining ts
UK
Bro
Cosmo idk
(manspaining but merica_
Cosmo idk
)
UK
Starner stopped me from watching porn
UK
Ofc i hate him
Cosmo idk
use a vpn
UK
Ok jokes aside i actually do hate him
Cosmo idk
mk
Cosmo idk
W
Cosmo idk
bro i actually almost fell into a porn addiction a few weeks ago.
UK
I think britain hates him more than america does
UK
Oh
Cosmo idk
i watch this guy, mahyar tousi (from the middle east but actually pro-UK), and he makes fun of starmer
UK
Ooo
Cosmo idk
make America's Daddy Great again
Cosmo idk
you heard of him?
UK
Nope
Cosmo idk
he does a lot of coverage on islam and the middle east and tommy robinson
UK
If i hated starmer i wouldnt have made a joke abt him getting shot
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hes hilarious
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STABBED. DONT MAKE SUCH THREATS UNLESS ITS FOR ALLAH)
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bahaha
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British humour
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Its the best humour
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british humour is hilarious
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Idk why americans make fun of it
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sadly im a nationalistic nazi fascist racist so i gotta agree
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i love it
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yall gave us good ol grumpy gordon ramsay
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whats not to like about him
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Bro i watch him all the time
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Hes hilarious
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mhm
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search up tousitv on yt
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its mainly livestreams but hes got some shorts
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(hes a fully independent journalist and thats his brand)
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Damn his hair looks niice
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if i had the money id totally join his premium disc server
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thats his persian roots
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his dads under house arrest in Iran
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Oh
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yep
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thats why i love how much he hates the IRGC
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for him, its personal
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for me, its just in my national interests as an Israeli and an American citizen
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and also the irgc is horrid for everyone under it
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I dont rlly watch political stuff
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also he makes fun of the bbc
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i watch too much political stuff
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Bbc is trash tho
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Tbf
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mhm
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they lovveeeeee the irgc
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and starmer
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and prolly epstein
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Imagine not having one hot weather lady
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BAHAHAA
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also the gaurdians a joke
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most legacy medias a joke
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thats why i prefer independent journalism more now
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(when they have verified sources and dont spin things)
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British news in general
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Is bad
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unless its a british persian with an amazing hairstyle
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that isnt funded by foreign governments
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Peak
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yep
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gordon ramsay should take over the bbc
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and the gaurdian
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and parlaiment
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and like everything else in the uk
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Thats the only british news article thingy i know tbh
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i dont know much either
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its just those two that ik
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This country is a car crash
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cuz ive had to cite those for my cambridge stuff
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Ew
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full of gasoline and IEDs and people shouting Allahu Akbar
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Not even the food in this country is good
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idc if people call me islamophobic when its quite obvious that the UK is getting islamified
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yalls freedom fries are great
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freedom fries n fish
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fuck yeah man
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show ts to starmer for me pls
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and then he'll ban all memes
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unless they hate jews
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He'll ban images in general
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then how will he watch his burka durka durka porn
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You cant
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Thats why this country sucks
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i feel you man
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you're welcome to come to america
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I would if i had money to move
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cuz you have parallel ideologues
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go back in time by three years, say that your a lesbian woman trans goat furry to biden and hello america
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and dont forget to mention that you identify as retarded
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that ought to fit the DEI standards
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i love making fun of foreign governments
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but remember,
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I would too if my political knowledge wasnt lacking
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keep it that way
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stay away from politics
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Im not a politics fan anyways
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i hate politics yet its more addicting than porn for me
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The only time im exposed to political news is from school assemblies
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how bad are your school assemblies
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Bad
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tell me more
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how bad do they get
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They either tell us sonething boring abt the school values or talk about politics
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Most are just boring
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Some sre plain useless
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you better bring a "i support facism" hat to one
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that would be funnt
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y
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nah thats too far
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somethin more british
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Like a monocle?
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what politics do they talk about
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something thats passively aggressively protesting
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like
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uh
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Cant think of anything
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"abort me, daddy starmer"
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Crazy
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"starmer, heres a sign that i like living babies"
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uh
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"starmer, daddy censorships getting a wank from looking at you"
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idk how to britishize my humor
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or just a hat sayin "keir starmers a wanker"
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Ykw
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hm?
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Thats a very british humour thing to say
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it was the british thing to say after the charlie kirk protests in the UK
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so yeah
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do that
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I dont know abt that stuff
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it was huge
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Did they carry the flame?
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literally millions
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id say so
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pretty damn well
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they got starmer to talk with trump but starmer didnt do shit cuz hes such a pussy
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trump sadly missed grabbing that opportunity to teach him a lesson
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or not as far as he could've
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You are what you eat after all
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Actually what am i saying
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Yk starmer never got puhh
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he eats anti puhh
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He eats dihh
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but his puhh got so wide that it inverted and took his brain out and it got squeezed into his ahh
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Thats probably why his critical thinking skills are so shit
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exactly
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im ashamed him to be the guy who leashes the daddy of my country
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wait that sounds so much worse than i meant it to be
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cuz the UK aint a fuckin furry
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its starmers that the furry
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Anonymous (Original Author)
I must say, this is the best any of the Jack and Jill stories have done
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In terms of comment activity, that is
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Finally getting the credit it's due!
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And thus, a four year chapter is finally closed.
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Fittingly conclusive, I suppose, to what has been a long, bumpy journey through words.
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I think the lesson we can all learn from this story is that darkness comes in many forms, and it may last even years, but at the end of the day justice is served when justice is due, and the light always shines again.
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Anyway, I'll be taking my leave for good now. Jack's story has come to an end, and you're all free to imagine his epiloguous adventures as you see fit. Stay fresh, cheese bags!
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yes
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hru
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Im good
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Hbu
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im ok
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Ok is better than bad ig
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Whats up?
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im exhaustedddd
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barely slept this weekend cus i went to church camp
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Oh
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Relatable
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Apart from the fact that its my fault im sleep deprived
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lmaoo
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Uhh
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woah
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Rapbøat was rapboats alt account btw
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woahhh
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Lmao look at whqt i found
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BAHAHA
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Ive been trying to find more interesting shit
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Failed
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lmao
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Most of the stuff he posts is just grunting and screaming