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Adult Jokes

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. Theyโ€™re adults who play childrenโ€™s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ก ๐Ÿซข ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿคฌ

If two feminazis are carpet munchers which one in the lesbian relationship cooks? They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฐ โ˜บ๏ธ

What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ—ฝ

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?

Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Wheres the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

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there was once a jenie with a 10 foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbores next door they thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake now its only 6.4ft

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿซข ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ก ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ•ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ˜

Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was a gay male ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop

What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.

If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ

A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place