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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
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What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.