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How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
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What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
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Porn
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What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
NASA Stands for... national adult s3x Association
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
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my life
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
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