Adult Jokes

Anonymous

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn’t have a pen to write with.

Anonymous
in Glory Hole

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ORIGINAL POSTER!

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

Anonymous
in Democrat

Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him

Anonymous
in Catholic

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Anonymous

Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet

Anonymous

Q: where does a one legged waitress work A: IHOP

lapeste

where do you find the best comedians? in the funny farm!

HOTBOIHECKZIMBOBWEISDEWA

What is you main food Me:pizza cause i’m cheesy Friend: Chocolate chips cause i have a lot of friends Girlfriend: donut cause i have a lot of cream

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a lamboi and a pile of dead kids … i don’t have a lambo in my garage

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop

Stephanie

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

Anonymous

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Stephanie

Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn

Anonymous

Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU

soulless

how do make an adult cry? stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.

Zech Carter

I guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole time then the Ranchers wife walks in .The Hunter says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(harsh raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.The Hunter says “Nice”,then Rancher said show em yer peker now.She agreed and whipped out a 13 in Johny .Dazed and confused the Hunter says “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now…Lemme tell you…There ain’t a thing like it”.

(You)
in Bad

what do boobs and toys have in common?

kids end up playing with toys but adults end up playing with boobs.

Anonymous

When a kid says “I’m a pedophile” it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it; he is accused as a rapper.