Adult jokes
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Get off of here, kids!
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.