Adult jokes
My life.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Get off of here, kids!
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽