Adult jokes
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Get off of here, kids!
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
"Black midget porn is in 911."
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!