Adult jokes
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
As a man can confirm
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
"Black midget porn is in 911."
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Your mum!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Porn *sex noises*
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.