Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
My life.
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
get off of here kids
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
kid: hey why am I an orphan adult: I don't know ask your parents.
😴 🛌 ⏰️ ✋️ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
