Adult Jokes

What do you call a midget stripper

A pocket pussy

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well “it’s is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.”

Leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

kid: hey why am I an orphan adult: I don't know ask your parents.

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soory no adults aloud

only 3 per-son

police seek clues to explain walmart

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Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.

What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

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What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...