What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Porn.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
My life.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
