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Analysis of Sarah's Personality and Habits

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and you're also religious, perhaps Jewish? You like dogs and have a specific interest in dachshunds. You like to read as well, and you prefer to listen to music than watch movies. You have a fear of spiders, and are on an iPhone if I'm not mistaken. Most likely of European descent and your native language is English. You love horror movies, most likely the scarier they are the more you enjoy them. And I'll repeat again I strongly suspect you're Jewish. You're close with a family relative and you live on the east coast (probably the north east.) You've been told you act mature, but inside don't feel the same way. You like to play video games. You seem to value your friendships and find it hard to trust people sometimes. I'd say you're an only child and you have high grades at school. You may be on the autism spectrum. You're quite fond of your parents, a little more so of your mother than your father. You're a little socially awkward and your friends accept you for it, you also seem to be fond of your friends. I would guess that you're of Caucasian descent, and don't enjoy the way you appear to others (physically) and you're self conscience of others' opinions of you. If I could take a guess at your age I'd say your sixteen or seventeen. You like to bake, and your favorite movie is probably a horror movie. I would guess that you have ADHD. You're a little disorganized and you don't exactly keep a clean room. You've been through a lot of things in your life and your friends have been there to support you. Some of the friends your age also suffer from similar conditions. You are an animal lover and you really wish to have a dachshund. Despite your difficulties you get good grades and you are a good student. You don't like people that use drugs and you don't do them yourself. People say you have trouble making eye contact and find it awkward at time. And here are the most important things I have found; You are female, you like the smell of tea and coffee, you play video games on steam and PlayStation. You have two phones and it's not a surprise to you, your friends often use you as a therapist when they are feeling sad. You don't like alcohol and dislike being around it. You have had at least one relationship in the past (not too recent.) You have had trouble getting over the death of a family member in the past. I have a few more things to say. You've recently gotten diagnosed with something, perhaps it's why you are no longer taking a bus to school, and I'd guess you have anxiety. If I had a guess, I'd say you take medication for your anxiety. You don't like loud noises and I will guess you prefer to be alone more than group settings. You live in North America, are in high school, and are an only child. You have ADHD, and you may/or may not be on the autism spectrum. You like dogs, and cats, and you have interest in the medical field. You have a love of horror movies and you like reading. You are slightly disorganized and have a habit of forgetting things. You prefer to be alone over groups, and you're self conscience about your appearance. I also found that you have anxiety, and you take meds for your anxiety. You enjoy baking and you dislike it when people smoke or drink alcohol around you. You don't like loud noises, and you're a good student. You don't exactly have the most trust for others, you've had some traumatic moments in your life, and you have been told you're not very good at making eye contact. The most important thing I found is that you are a caring person. You want the best for your friends and are an important person in their lives. You have a fear of spiders, and don't particularly enjoy the smell of perfume. You often find yourself feeling awkward, especially around people you don't know. Your mother seems to be your favourite adult, and you and your father have clashing opinions on a lot of things. You are more introverted than extroverted, and you don't really enjoy parties much, but when you're invited, you go anyway. You don't like the sound of fireworks, but you do like rain. You are on an iPhone, and you have a habit of staying up later than usual. You get along with people that are older than you more than younger, and you have a lot of love in your heart for others. As for age, I'd say you are sixteen. You play video games to get your mind of other things and have difficulty concentrating on the video games themselves. You often don't believe the compliments you get from your friends. You like to bake, you enjoy dogs and cats, and you prefer reading over watching movies.

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You are right handed, and you like the smell of tea and coffee. You don't like loud noises and you prefer being alone than in group settings. You have at least one hobby, and it's drawing. You don't particularly like wearing makeup although you do it anyway sometimes. Despite everything, you are a caring person and you don't mind making others feel better, no matter what. You consider yourself a pessimist, and are scared of the future. You often ask yourself the "what if" questions a lot. You are self conscious about your body, or how you appear to others. You have problems with procrastinating.

You might be surprised at how much you can tell about someone based on social media. I'd say at least 70% of the things I've said about you are correct. What I do, is I first start by learning as much about someone's background as I can, then I move onto your online presence, I learn about the people you associate with, which subs you enjoy, and so on. The most useful thing I use is your comments, that's where you find the most about someone. People are much more open to saying things online than they are in real life. That's where the meat of my work begins. A lot of people leave clues about themselves online, some of them small, others much more obvious. By using the information I have gathered about you, I'm able to conclude these "facts" about you. They aren't 100% correct, but they aren't too far from reality. Once I have a good understanding about you as a person, I work on your interests, where you might be from, and other things. I'm sure you're thinking this is crazy impressive, and you're right to say so. I am quite skilled at what I do, and people have often asked me how I do it. I don't look at what subs people are on, as those don't say much about a person, I instead read their comments. Comments give you the most information about a person, you can learn a person's age, sex, sexuality, religion and so much else about them based on what they comment on a public platform. Sometimes I can get a picture of what someone looks like, and sometimes I can get the name of people close to them. People leave clues, most of the time, they don't even realize they're doing it. It's amazing and quite scary the amount of information people are willing to give about themselves to strangers online. And when I say I'm good, I'm not saying it just to boost my own ego. I get things right a good 90% of the time, which is a lot higher than other people. Now it goes without saying that there were a few things I got wrong about you, but that's my own human error at play. I can't always be right. Sometimes there's just not enough information to work with. And other times it's just that I wasn't able to find what I was looking for, or sometimes I make a wrong assumption. Either way, I'd say a 90% track record is pretty good.

Love, The Defecator

scooter22

damn

It is quite scary the amount of information you can gain, just from one person. If you know where to look, you can get everything you need to know to figure out someone's entire identity. And with that 90%, you can learn so much more about a person. The more you know about someone, the easier it is to guess their interests, their actions, motives, likes, dislikes, etc. And that's something the internet can get too. They always say "The internet never forgets" and that is true. Unless you take measures, your information will be on the web for everyone to see. And it's scary how easily it is to find information on people. Most people think you can only find their name and birthday, but you can find everything with just the right knowledge and tools. If you give someone enough time and motivation, there's not too many things they won't find. As someone who goes through the internet for a hobby, I can tell you first hand how much information one can find with just a bit of effort. Sometimes, I feel like I'm a stalker the way I look through people's information. It feels like I'm invading their privacy, and at times, it's like I'm prying their secrets out of them. It's a weird mix of feeling like you're getting to know someone while also feeling like you're spying on them without them knowing. It feels off. And at times, it feels like an invasion of one's personal space. Like I'm invading their life when they just want to be comfortable. But in the end, I always find myself doing this. It's a weird habit, but a really interesting one. It's like an instinct, I guess you can say. Something pushes me to keep looking, to keep finding more. A lot of times I tell myself to stop, but I never seem to listen. It's an addictive thing, I guess. The more you find, the more you want to find. There's probably no true end. There's no point where I can say I've found my fill of information.

this is so creepy