20+ Best Adult Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Brother

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Sock

LMAO

The image shows two panels. The first panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as a kid" and a drawing of a yellow fish with a displeased expression. The second panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as an adult" and a drawing of a red crab with an excited expression.

Toaster

A picture of a bathtub with a toaster inside it. The text above the picture says "When you get off of work and she's waiting for you in the bathtub."

Fear

:/

The image consists of three panels. The top panel shows a crying child next to the text "kids afraid to check their grades". The middle panel features a man grimacing next to "adults afraid to check their bank account". The bottom panel shows a person with a strained smile, next to "college students afraid to check both".

Juxtaposition

The image shows two adjacent billboards. One billboard on the left has a bright yellow background with the text "ADULT VIDEO" in black letters. The billboard on the right features a picture of Jesus with a stern look on his face. The text on this billboard reads "JESUS IS WATCHING" and, in smaller print, "The Roman Catholic Church of San Angelo".

Wood

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

Child

A photograph of a starving child sitting on the ground with a sad expression. The text overlay reads "STARVING CHILDREN. Would be a lot less common if starving adults stopped fucking."

Kid

gordan ramsey

The image shows a split comparison of how Gordan Ramsey behaves towards adults versus kids. On the left, it shows Hulk roaring to represent Ramsey's behavior towards adults and on the right, it shows Hulk in a calmer demeanor with glasses to represent Ramsey's behavior towards kids. The text above the left image reads "gordan ramsey to adults:" and the text above the right image reads "gordan ramsey to kids:".

Username

meme:

The image shows a split panel. On the left, Bakugo is shown with an angry expression, holding a sign that reads 'King Explosion Murder'. On the right, Todoroki is shown holding a sign that reads 'Shoto'. Above both images reads: "making account usernames in middle school vs making account usernames as an adult". A small username '@memeenshoto' can be seen.

Child

A toddler, dressed in grey overalls, long blue plastic gloves like a veterinarian, and boots, stands in the foreground with one arm extended, looking at the viewer. Behind the child, several adults in full-body animal costumes are lined up, facing away from the camera. These costumes include a black and white spotted cow, a shaggy brown animal with horns (possibly a Highland cow or yak), a plain brown animal, and a white horned animal (possibly a goat). The scene takes place outdoors, possibly on a porch or walkway. The text 'CocoFun' is visible at the bottom right.

Movie

My favorite one 🤣

A close-up of a shelf with movie cases. Above the movies is a label that reads 'hentai'. One of the visible movies is 'Bee Movie'.

9/11

Rick and Morty DON’T do 9/11

The image shows three panels from the cartoon Rick and Morty. The top panel shows Rick and Morty in a car looking at two tall, golden towers. The middle and bottom panel show Rick and Morty in a car. Rick looks worried in the bottom panel. There is a burning background in the middle panel.

Homie

The greatest feeling

The image shows a still from the cartoon series "Rick and Morty". The text in the image says "When you and your homie arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance." On the left side is Morty looking distressed and on the right side is Rick, smug, with his hands spread. [adult swim]

Man

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Van

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

Case

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Board

The image shows two panels. The top left panel has a photo of a car bumper with a sticker saying 'ADULTS ON BOARD WE WANT TO LIVE TOO'. The bottom left panel shows a man with a sly smile saying 'Do we though?' On the right is a text post saying 'What doesn't end you only makes you develop a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.'

Life

Fake it till ya make it broh

A cartoon character with yellow skin, brown hair, wearing a blue suit and red tie is presenting a flip chart. The text on the image reads: "Faking my way through adult life like:" and on the flip chart is written: "SOLUTION REMY KIKI GAB"

Animal

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

Penis

title

The image shows a man sitting on a couch with a large penis in the foreground. A woman's hand is in the lower left corner holding a book and partially blocking the view. The text overlay reads "YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT."

Jokes

Public

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

Money

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.