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Cancer

7 years ago

- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?

- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!

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    Boy

    1 year ago

    I’m amazing!!!

    A meme in the form of a comic strip showing different scenes from the movie Harry Potter, with Bellatrix speaking with a person in an interview and about how Sirius has matured. At the bottom is a line that says "trummy.co".
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    Orphan

    5 years ago

    What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.

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    • Sister

    4 years ago

    What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

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    Interview

    1 year ago

    Me!

    A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."
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