Lightbulb vs. Pregnant Lady

What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?

Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is banking on the double meaning of "unscrew." You can literally unscrew a lightbulb, see? But "unscrewing" a lady? That's a crude way of saying you can't just undo a pregnancy like you're taking out a lightbulb. You probably spend most nights staring at the wall and drooling.

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