Accident jokes

Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.

Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

Why did the parachute refuse to open?

Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!

Johnathon

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Ur mom.

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She has no arms.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"

Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.