Accident jokes
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
U were accidental.
Perfect
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Johnathon
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!