Accident jokes
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
U were accidental.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.