Accident jokes
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
U were accidental.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.