I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Accident Jokes
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
