Nana jokes

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

You are stupid!

Nana

What is 9 + 10?

21

You stupid!

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

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Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Your nan's bald.

gae