Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
"Ching chang chong."
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;