Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Dark humor.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Ur mom gay dab.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
