Left Side Amputated

"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup. The joke is that the guy lost his left side, but he's "all right" now, which sounds like "alright". See, it's funny because it uses the words in a tricky way.

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