whats an orphans favorite band foster the peopleš
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why cant Chinese people play baseball they eat the bat
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture you were considered as an island. Bully:(Speechless)
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have? Have imaginary parents
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Your forehead is so big Humpty Dumpty didnāt want to fall off
whatās the only gun that doesnāt exist in africa? the water gun
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
Say invented without the first n
technoblad: it is high vitamin b
quackiity: what does vitamin b stand for
tenchnoblad: broke
