Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They donβt have a home to run to.
Don't listen.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.