Hippo vs Zippo

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  • "What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, dummy! This joke is all about the word "lighter." A Zippo is a cigarette lighter, but the joke is playing on the fact that "lighter" also means less heavy. A hippo weighs a ton, but a Zippo is "a little lighter." Get it now? I bet you didn't, you nimrod!

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