"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
Hey, listen up, dummy! This joke is all about the word "lighter." A Zippo is a cigarette lighter, but the joke is playing on the fact that "lighter" also means less heavy. A hippo weighs a ton, but a Zippo is "a little lighter." Get it now? I bet you didn't, you nimrod!
GG Miller