Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.