Worst Jokes Ever

What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?

"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"

What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?

The Name.

A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.

One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.

They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.

A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?

Because they're so good at it.

A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

What did the DJ name his son?

Eric.

What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.

What's a Jew's worst nightmare?

A frozen bank account.

They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.