Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Programming

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Vampire

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A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • India

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    What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?

    You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.

    Song

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    What song is the most annoying for a Serb?

    Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!

    Panda

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    A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.

    The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"

    She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."

    The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."

    Dog

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    What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?

    Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.

    Air

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    What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?

    They both have very little air to breathe.

    Stick

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    What do hockey players and cops have in common?

    They both use sticks to hit something black.

    Light Bulb

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    How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.