Worst Jokes Ever
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.