Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fake

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Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.

Sin

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When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

Thot

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Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?

A. An intrusive thot.

Charge

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When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.

The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.

Electrician

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.

Fast Food

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Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?

The Turdburglar.

You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.

Karen

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I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."