Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Beer

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A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.

One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.

They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.

A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."

Turkey

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A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!

Mind

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They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.

Heart

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I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

Fake

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Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.