Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why does this exist?
(6x9)+6+9=69
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
69.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.