Worst Jokes Ever
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.