Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Vampire

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A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • Mosquito

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    When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

    Vehicle

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    What vehicle do Blacks, Asians, and Hispanics ride?

    The prison bus. Wanna know why? Because they speed, hit-and-run, and avoid the police.

    Teacher

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    I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

    Stand up

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    I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.

    Red Light

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    According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

    "Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."