Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
I fucc mi brother.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.