Worst Jokes Ever

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.

Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"

The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."