Worst Jokes Ever

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

The apples actually get picked.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.

They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.

Iron jug.