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Worst Jokes Ever
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
