guys this is so disrepctful i love jesus. i go to church every tuesday morning to give jesus a .... giffffffft so disrepctful guys #jesusismyhubby
Me vs The Emo kid we go to high-five a tree I get a high five the emo kid is left hanging
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
want do you call a pig that gos to the slathre hose technoblade
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
whats a orphans favorite roblox game? adopt me
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3 year old gender affirmed girls.
What does a Emo with his Friends? Litteraly hanging out.
dad i hate you
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach and an deppresso expresso".
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Not to be rude or anything but im not adopted my bf is and some of these are really mean because sometimes there parents give them up just because there ugly or just because of there skin color We should stop making fun of them and yes i do gigle sometimes but they can be relay hurtful sometimes
What do you get if you cross Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama. A blonde n1gger cunt
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
