Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.