Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Guys, am I funny?
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.