What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
what do you call a one legged hippo?
a hoppo!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs: a eggoppnitos
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath
Your mama so fat I don’t know if it is a hippo or not
