What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
French Guy Falling
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose! The joke plays on "Eiffel" sounding like "I fell." Get it? A French dude falls and says "Oh no, I fell!" but it sounds like he's talking about the Eiffel Tower. You're probably so dumb, you don't even know the Eiffel Tower is in Paris. Sad!