You're jokes

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.

So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"

The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"

The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"

The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."

The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"

The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.