You're jokes

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.