Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if you`re vegan you call him food. If you`re poor you eat the skin.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Bro if you have anorexia you have no skin at all
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
What does michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute