Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.
you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't I do it myself
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
