A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the lady is complaining about her legs, but the doctor one-upped her by chopping off her arms! It's like complaining about a hangnail when you've lost a whole hand, ya dig? And you, my friend, probably think a 'byte' is what a vampire does.