You're jokes
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
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You're the cow.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.