You're jokes
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.