Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Mia
How do you make a orphans hands bleed
Make them clap till there parents come back
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg
Because every play has a cast
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
My best friend ran away with my wife I really miss him
It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS