How do you make a orphans hands bleed

Make them clap till there parents come back

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an


Why do people always tell actors to break a leg

Because every play has a cast

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS