You're jokes
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Your life, that's all.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.